I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, midlife for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter miler, who's son now says,
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, midlife for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter miler, who's son now says, ""Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore unless I bring something to read."" Bill Cosby
 

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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. - Bill Cosby Quotes

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework - Bill Cosby Quotes

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

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 Children
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby Quotes

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

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 American Comedian Funny
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right. - Bill Cosby Quotes

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

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 American Comedian Funny
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. - Bill Cosby Quotes

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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 American Comedian Behavior Funny
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck -- and, of course, courage. - Bill Cosby Quotes

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck -- and, of course, courage.

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Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. - Bill Cosby Quotes

Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

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 Clever
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. - Bill Cosby Quotes

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

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