I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread. - Robert Orben Quotes
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread. Robert Orben
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. - Robert Orben Quotes

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben Quotes

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. - Robert Orben Quotes

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

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Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected - Robert Orben Quotes

Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected

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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben Quotes

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. - Robert Orben Quotes

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben Quotes

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. - Robert Orben Quotes

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben Quotes

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. - Robert Orben Quotes

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

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