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Communism is like one big phone company. - Lenny Bruce Quotes

Communism is like one big phone company.

American Comedian Communism Funny

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Lenny Bruce Quotes

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

American Comedian Beach Funny

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. - Lenny Bruce Quotes

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

American Comedian Children Funny

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. - Lenny Bruce Quotes

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

American Comedian Audience Funny

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. - Lenny Bruce Quotes

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

American Comedian Funny

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter - Lenny Bruce Quotes

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. - Lenny Bruce Quotes

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them - Lenny Bruce Quotes

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an ''act'' and he told the audience, ''This is my act.'' Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week. - Lenny Bruce Quotes

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an ''act'' and he told the audience, ''This is my act.'' Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone - Lenny Bruce Quotes

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone

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