I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered. - Billy Connolly Quotes
I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered. Billy Connolly
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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless. - Billy Connolly Quotes

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

Billy Connolly

 Funny Scottish Comedian
Roses are red,Violets are blue,I'm a schizophrenic,and so am I. - Billy Connolly Quotes

Roses are red,Violets are blue,I'm a schizophrenic,and so am I.

Billy Connolly

 
“So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?” - Billy Connolly Quotes

“So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?”

Billy Connolly

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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things. - Billy Connolly Quotes

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

Billy Connolly

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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly Quotes

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

Billy Connolly

 Funny Scottish Comedian
Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. - Billy Connolly Quotes

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

Billy Connolly

 Funny Scottish Comedian
There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club's badge -- but not a sausage. - Billy Connolly Quotes

There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club's badge -- but not a sausage.

Billy Connolly

 
I think that you'll find that Billy Connolly is British. - Billy Connolly Quotes

I think that you'll find that Billy Connolly is British.

Billy Connolly

 
I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour. - Billy Connolly Quotes

I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour.

Billy Connolly

 
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? - Billy Connolly Quotes

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

Billy Connolly

 Funny Scottish Comedian
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