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We don't want to make them uncomfortable. It doesn't seem like anybody seems to be uncomfortable. We seem to get along . - Howie Mandel Quotes

We don't want to make them uncomfortable. It doesn't seem like anybody seems to be uncomfortable. We seem to get along .

We get up early Sunday morning, ... and we have cereal and orange juice and we make crank calls. - Howie Mandel Quotes

We get up early Sunday morning, ... and we have cereal and orange juice and we make crank calls.

My whole life is a practical joke, ... Every evening and every show has really become about entertaining me. I was always like that. And now I've come full circle because that's what the TV show is too. - Howie Mandel Quotes

My whole life is a practical joke, ... Every evening and every show has really become about entertaining me. I was always like that. And now I've come full circle because that's what the TV show is too.

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world. - Howie Mandel Quotes

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

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I'm fascinated by mankind, ... I grew up watching 'Candid Camera' and thought it was funnier than any standup, any joke, anything that could possibly be written because you're dealing with humanity. And people can relate to that. It touches everybody who sees it. It hits a nerve. - Howie Mandel Quotes

I'm fascinated by mankind, ... I grew up watching 'Candid Camera' and thought it was funnier than any standup, any joke, anything that could possibly be written because you're dealing with humanity. And people can relate to that. It touches everybody who sees it. It hits a nerve.

She was so helpful and so sweet and so giving, ... I call it the food-poisoning effect. Everybody knows where they got food poisoning. We take that first bite and there's kind of an awful taste or a bad smell. You knew it was a little off, but you just kept going. - Howie Mandel Quotes

She was so helpful and so sweet and so giving, ... I call it the food-poisoning effect. Everybody knows where they got food poisoning. We take that first bite and there's kind of an awful taste or a bad smell. You knew it was a little off, but you just kept going.

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[Then amid the crowd's boos Ã¢â¬â they want Howie, not the] Oh Happy Day ... I think my epitaph is going to go, 'Thank God, he's gone.' - Howie Mandel Quotes

[Then amid the crowd's boos Ã¢â¬â they want Howie, not the] Oh Happy Day ... I think my epitaph is going to go, 'Thank God, he's gone.'

I was never brave before. I always tried to make it work, ... Now I have nothing to lose except some cash, and it's just not that important to me. I've never been allowed up until now to remain who I am, or true to what my life is like. - Howie Mandel Quotes

I was never brave before. I always tried to make it work, ... Now I have nothing to lose except some cash, and it's just not that important to me. I've never been allowed up until now to remain who I am, or true to what my life is like.

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Terry was so angry; she kept saying we have to meet with these people at parent-teacher conferences, ... But in the midst of this anger, I realized there's something funny about the way these pieces affect my life, and I realized there was a show in this, a hybrid where you could see the hidden cameras juxtaposed with this normal domestic life that I lead. - Howie Mandel Quotes

If my mom came here today, she'd probably join this red-hat brigade, ... My mother got my sense of humor, even when I was a kid. I would just do things that tickled my fancy in the moment, and she would ask me who I was entertaining. I'd say, 'Well, me.' And she would tell me that nobody knew that and they thought I was psychotic. Well, I don't ever want people to think I'm psychotic, but I can't help myself from doing these things. - Howie Mandel Quotes

If my mom came here today, she'd probably join this red-hat brigade, ... My mother got my sense of humor, even when I was a kid. I would just do things that tickled my fancy in the moment, and she would ask me who I was entertaining. I'd say, 'Well, me.' And she would tell me that nobody knew that and they thought I was psychotic. Well, I don't ever want people to think I'm psychotic, but I can't help myself from doing these things.

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